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Feminine Top
02:42
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Don't judge me by my femininity.
You'll be screamin when I give you this D.
Pearls round my neck and pumps up on my feet,
but you'll call me daddy when I feed you this meet.
Cause I'm I
ooooooooh feminine top
like a lipstick lez with a cock.
You might be a super masculine jock
but your ass is no match
for this feminine top.
Your Grindr profile says "masc 4 masc"
but you should make it say "I need a dick in my ass."
Looking like a bro in your old trucker hat
but we'll see who's a dumpster when you're flat on your back.
Cause you're a
ooooooh big butch bottom,
and if you need fleet enemas, this girls got 'em.
Some might say I'm a sissy in the streets,
but you'll know different when I get you in the sheets.
Cause I'm a
ooooooooh feminine top
like a lipstick lez with a cock.
You might be a super masculine jock
but your ass is no match
for this feminine top.
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We're the Dixie Dicks
02:15
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Started out on a cotton trailer,
playin for the folks out on the farm.
And even though it didn't go quite perfect,
our foibles only added to our charm.
Cause we're the Dixie Dicks,
the Dixie Dicks.
Then we took that bridge across the river,
packed our bags and headed into town,
sucked dick at every truckstop on the way here,
got some money, bought ourselves these gowns.
Cause we're the Dixie Dicks,
the Dixie Dicks.
Now we're playin music in your earholes,
layin tracks and boys in the studio,
drinkin' champagne, wine, and whiskey,
then headed to the Buck' to score some blow.
Cause we're the Dixie Dicks,
the Dixie Dicks.
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3. |
Pickin Beans
02:39
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Pickin beans
takes so long
tell me why pickin beans
takes so long.
Pickin beans
takes so long
tell me why pickin beans
why pickin beans
why pickin beans
takes so long
Cookin beans
takes so long
tell me why cookin beans
takes so long
Cooking beans
takes so long
tell me why cookin beans
why cookin beans
why cookin beans
takes so long
Suckin dick
tastes so good.
Tell me why sucking dick
tastes so good.
Suckin dick
tastes so good.
Tell me why suckin dick
why suckin dick
why suckin dick
tastes so good.
Collard greens
taste so good.
Tell me why collard greens
taste so good.
Collard greens
taste so good.
Tell me why collard greens
why collard greens
why collard greens
taste so good.
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4. |
Lesbian Drama
02:42
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Lesbians live
Lesbians laugh
Lesbians lie
Lesbians do
Lesbians don't
Lesbians die
Oh drama
(oh drama)
No one likes lesbian drama
(no one likes lesbian drama)
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The Sissy Dicks Memphis, Tennessee
Queer country boys straddling the Mississippi from Proctor, AR to Memphis, TN. Topping the charts and bottoming too.
You're welcome!
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